Oh dear. This is one luke-warm mess. Heidi Montag is a vision of mistakes. I am not quite sure where to start. Let’s tackle her top first. Working from the head down, my eyes are first drawn to the unflattering hairstyle. Unless you are a spy named Natasha from any 80’s film, do not slick your hair back to the point you look bald.

Her eye shadow color is a poor choice. It accentuates the fact that she is not a natural blonde by making her brows appear extremely dark. The fact that she has way too much on is a side note at this point. The thick line lids are also negative effect on her. This is great paired with a smokey eye or for a bit of sex kitten appeal, but the burnt orange shadow and the dark lids are clashing and making here eyes appear disproportionate.

The tights with the jersey top are a throwback that should not resurface. The oversized clutch is a nice to touch. Overall, if Donatella Versace and Tori Spelling had a baby…Heidi would be the result.