Whew! Last night at the Grammy Awards Katy Perry was…well…crazy. Honestly this girl scares me.

While doing an interview with Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet she whipped out her itty bitty purse. It was in the shape of a heart made me flash back to an episode of “Sex and the City” in which Big gives Carrie a horrid tiny duck purse. While the glittery heart shaped purse was better fit for a 12 year old, she furthered the assault on my style senses by revealing the contents of it.

Every girls a downsized beauty arsenal to fit inside smaller clutches, but Katy whipped out locks of Miley Cyrus’ hair. A stunned and, for once, speechless Seacrest had no idea what to do with this info.

If he were me, he would have back away slowly and said: “Pretty girl! Pretty girl!” Seriously…someone go check on Miley. She might be in Katy’s basement right now. I suggest, instead of locks of other people’s hair you have the Camilla’s Essential Fab 5.

• Breath Mints – Tic Tacs are great due to the small size. You can look like a beauty queen, but bad breath blows everything.




• Gloss – Your pucker is powerful. Keep it mesmerizing.




• Wet Nap – I know this one sounds weird, but it’s great for freshening up after working up a small sweat on the dance floor or touching up any makeup smears.




• Cell Phone – You never know when you will need it.




• A dryer sheet – Also sounds crazy. But this multi-tasking item will be a life saver. Got static issues…run it down the problem area and you are suddenly free. It’s the best at removing deodorant marks on your tops. It will also keep you and your purse smelling fresh.

Trust me. One day you’ll thank me.