This is what Martha Stewart wore to the New York City Ballet Gala. Say something nice…

This is just..I can’t even…words can’t…Wow, that is a fantastic…

I tried, but the best I could come up with is: “If this outfit were a Project Runway creation in which the inspiration was a bowel movement, it would get top marks.”

I am not sure if she had a Scarlett O’Hara moment and pulled some brown curtains down to make this poncho/smock or if this was given to her by a friend and she felt obligated to wear it. The capri pant is equally confusing when paired with the decorative Thanksgiving applique. For Elton John doing a bit of gardening…perfect. For Martha working a red carpet…fail.

It’s a good thing her Stuffed French Toast is amazing!